Dinner with Girlfriend...

Joke I got it from some forum while on reservist last week. Posted to office hour so got to surf the intranet lah. Ridwan, one of the NS (National Service) guy recommended me the forum with some jokes. Here it goes...

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

'Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!'

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says,

'Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too..'

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,

'Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me, she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! ‘

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,

'Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'.

A minute later the boy is still praying;

'Thank you Lord for your kindness.'

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,

' I didn't know you were so religious.'

The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!'

Haha!! Damn funny la..

Sonia Krans Frances Profile

I believed some of you who googled Sonia Krans ( birthname Sonia Krans Frances ) dropped by to my previous entry ' In Bikinis & Bored '. Here it is her profile & some of her never seen photos.

Do come back here often.. I will be adding some of her photos soonn

Sonia second from extreme left in S-factor.

UPDATED as of 5th Nov. 09

Name : Sonia Krans
Bithname : Sonia Krans Frances
Gender : Female
Date Of Birth : 12th April 1981 ( Same year with me la)
Age : 28
Nationality : Singaporean
Location : Toa Payoh, Singapore ( Anyone stay nearby there must have bum into her or future stalker know where she stay ha. Haha!!)

Eye Colour : Brown
Hair Colour : Black
Build : Slim
Height : 5' 7' (170 cm)
Bust : 32
Waist : 24
Hips : 33
Dress : S
Shoes : 8

Occupation : Full Time Model
Education : High school Incomplete
Religion : Christian
Ethnic Origin : Eurasians, Dutch Mixed Race
Interest : Dancing, Running, Swimming & sometime Baking

Sonia, maybe in some club. I love her hair like this.

Posing for a photographer in sexy white bra.

Whatt !!? A nurse outfit where you usually found it in a sex store. Don't tell me this photo for some escort agency.. Hehe!!